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Brampton Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Brampton Wrote:For some people who do become addicted to it, they do have their views skewed. Their ideals get shifted, and the value of a woman can diminish
I dated this guy I really liked. We reached a point where we were ready to get it on... I don't think that moron knew the difference between reality and porn. He was the worst I ever had and his equipment was like a pencil. I ended it the next day.
Would you call him........Needledick? :roflmao:
Pencil dick... I had a rough time keeping a straight face when he asked me if he was the biggest I had ever had. I know I had to ask if it was in. After that, I would "accidently" brush up against them to gauge what they are packing.
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JDubb Wrote:LeNeve Wrote:I have never let anyone try my food or drink.
Haha, that is funny, I was like that. My Mom knew I was in love because I let my wife (girlfriend at the time) share a can of Coke with me. :roflmao:
I am like that too... I would never share an ice cream cone with someone til Jim came along. For some reason, I'm ok sharing with him.
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Chip Wrote:Guys really ask that?
That fool did. He also bragged how he could make girls O several times in a row... He had NO CLUE... So, I faked it and said I was tired and ready to go home.
(Knightryda doesn't know this story. Obviously, it isn't about him)
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JDubb Wrote:Pete Nice Wrote:JDubb Wrote:@Pete, in your line of work does this ever happen to you?
Does what ever happen?
You run into someone who you did some work for and you run into them when you are not looking your best (just woke up or just finished yard work).
It's happened to me. I'll run to the store in my crappy clothes that I do yard work in and run into people I haven't seen in forever.
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I'm gonna listen to Spot flirt on Cocks with P on Cosmo. lol
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Pete Nice Wrote:JDubb Wrote:Pete Nice Wrote:JDubb Wrote:@Pete, in your line of work does this ever happen to you?
Does what ever happen?
You run into someone who you did some work for and you run into them when you are not looking your best (just woke up or just finished yard work).
Not really, my company only takes business from big insurance companies, not individuals.
I have run into strippers that I hired for private parties at Taco Bell before with their kids.
And you recognized them dressed?
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