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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I get to enjoy a lot of interesting tales at this new job. I must share with you today's story:
The salesguy is out at this cemetery to look at a fence that need repair. I guess a homeless guy has made his home behind it in a swamp and they are afraid the guy is going to cross the cemetery to get to the school to kidnap kids. :? So, salesguy and the groundskeeper head to the back to check out the situation, when they spot something on the ground. They went over for a closer look and it turns out that it was some old dead woman dressed in a fur coat with flowers surrounding her. I guess it's a common thing that the poor of Flint do when someone dies, but holy fucking creepy!!
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I get to enjoy a lot of interesting tales at this new job. I must share with you today's story:
The salesguy is out at this cemetery to look at a fence that need repair. I guess a homeless guy has made his home behind it in a swamp and they are afraid the guy is going to cross the cemetery to get to the school to kidnap kids. :? So, salesguy and the groundskeeper head to the back to check out the situation, when they spot something on the ground. They went over for a closer look and it turns out that it was some old dead woman dressed in a fur coat with flowers surrounding her. I guess it's a common thing that the poor of Flint do when someone dies, but holy fucking creepy!!
wow.
So someone's grandma dies, they sneak her corpse into the cemetary and have a top secret funeral, then just leave her there, and hope she gets buried?
creepy? I guess. Good idea? hell yeah. fucking A
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or maybe the dead lady is the homeless guy's sex buddy.
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WyoIan Wrote:I tried to refresh the page and it put the same thing I said earlier in a new box that I edited
Weird
Just because someone can call me Mom now doesn't mean I am gonna be Betty Freakin Cocker and bake any pies.
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Chip Wrote:beckster Wrote:I get to enjoy a lot of interesting tales at this new job. I must share with you today's story:
The salesguy is out at this cemetery to look at a fence that need repair. I guess a homeless guy has made his home behind it in a swamp and they are afraid the guy is going to cross the cemetery to get to the school to kidnap kids. :? So, salesguy and the groundskeeper head to the back to check out the situation, when they spot something on the ground. They went over for a closer look and it turns out that it was some old dead woman dressed in a fur coat with flowers surrounding her. I guess it's a common thing that the poor of Flint do when someone dies, but holy fucking creepy!!
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I'm sure the same shit happens in Detroit, too.
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LeNeve Wrote:or maybe the dead lady is the homeless guy's sex buddy.
There were a ton of condoms back by the fence line...... Those could be from crackwhores, though.
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The salesguy was just happy he had his gun with him, just in case.
I need a gun...
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As a kid I thought it would be cool to find a dead body... mostly from watching Stand By Me... now I would be so grossed out...
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NussieT Wrote:As a kid I thought it would be cool to find a dead body... mostly from watching Stand By Me... now I would be so grossed out...
From the description, it was pretty gross. Plus, some stray dogs were sniffing the body.
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:NussieT Wrote:As a kid I thought it would be cool to find a dead body... mostly from watching Stand By Me... now I would be so grossed out...
From the description, it was pretty gross. Plus, some stray dogs were sniffing the body.
There was a set of remains found not far out of Selkirk (which is a half hour drive) that belonged to a lady from this area. She was crazy... Jim's mom picked her up a couple of times then one day on my way back home from the city I saw a bunch of ambulances, cars scattered... She jumped off the bridge. She finally washed ashore.
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beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Chip Wrote:beckster Wrote:I get to enjoy a lot of interesting tales at this new job. I must share with you today's story:
The salesguy is out at this cemetery to look at a fence that need repair. I guess a homeless guy has made his home behind it in a swamp and they are afraid the guy is going to cross the cemetery to get to the school to kidnap kids. :? So, salesguy and the groundskeeper head to the back to check out the situation, when they spot something on the ground. They went over for a closer look and it turns out that it was some old dead woman dressed in a fur coat with flowers surrounding her. I guess it's a common thing that the poor of Flint do when someone dies, but holy fucking creepy!!
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I'm sure the same shit happens in Detroit, too.
No, I think they just leave her where she got shot.
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Chip Wrote:beckster Wrote:I'm sure the same shit happens in Detroit, too.
No, I think they just leave her where she got shot.
I don't think she got shot, i think she was old
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I am out of here... I can't sit in the basement and freeze anymore... LAter.
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old poeple are just as capable as getting shot as young people.
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