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How to tell if you are a Republican or a Democrat. - Pete Nice - 01-11-2012
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.
Re: How to tell if you are a Republican or a Democrat. - Chip - 01-11-2012
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Re: How to tell if you are a Republican or a Democrat. - Beckster - 01-11-2012
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Re: How to tell if you are a Republican or a Democrat. - Donginator - 01-11-2012
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Re: How to tell if you are a Republican or a Democrat. - Joe - 01-11-2012
I should delete it just to prove Pete's point
Re: How to tell if you are a Republican or a Democrat. - LeNeve - 01-11-2012
Joe Wrote:I should delete it just to prove Pete's point:roflmao: