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Best investment ever. - negadave - 06-05-2011 If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. ! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. ! Re: Re: Best investment ever. - Brampton - 06-05-2011 negadave Wrote:If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. !41 miles to the gallon........f hybrid technology ....U-S-A!!!! Sent from my balls Re: Best investment ever. - the keifer - 06-05-2011 I like this theory. Re: Best investment ever. - Beckster - 06-05-2011 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Genius! |