NussieT Wrote:

Chip Wrote:I don't know which is better.

Why is my poop green?

Or

Why can't I own a Canadian?

Your poop is green because you drank too much purple koolaid. It will also turn bright blue if you drank too much blue raspberry koolaid. Becoming a parent you learn these things.

You can own a Canadian because we are far superior to you. Our economy is better, our $ is doing better than yours... We just freaking rule.

Pete Nice Wrote:

NussieT Wrote:

JDubb Wrote:Good morning Bro-mo's!!!

What is everyone doing this weekend that are not in Irene's path?

Tonight I am going to the Bomber game - IBG I would say that you should expect some text messages but I forgot to program your number in the last time you sent me a message and now I am not sure which one is yours & which one is Dave's. Oops! I'll do them both... I"ll figure it out eventually.

Tomorrow I am hitting up the gym in the morning then I am going up to the beach with my sister and the kids.

Sunday is the Shades of the Past car show in town. My inlaws and I are taking the kids for the annual pancake breakfast and then to walk around and look at all the cars.

Dave probably has either a 724 or 412 area code

Pete Nice Wrote:This should be a DBN tagline:

Brampton Wrote:

Pete Nice Wrote:This should be a DBN tagline:

:high5:

LeNeve Wrote:I need to figure out what to throw when I get done angry masturbating. I have fish. I have a turtle statue in the garden. hmmmmmm

javsto Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:I need to figure out what to throw when I get done angry masturbating. I have fish. I have a turtle statue in the garden. hmmmmmm

do the spiderman and throw you jizz at your wife or dogs face

javsto Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:I need to figure out what to throw when I get done angry masturbating. I have fish. I have a turtle statue in the garden. hmmmmmm

do the spiderman and throw you jizz at your wife or dogs face

NussieT Wrote:

javsto Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:I need to figure out what to throw when I get done angry masturbating. I have fish. I have a turtle statue in the garden. hmmmmmm

do the spiderman and throw you jizz at your wife or dogs face

When I was still in the shop for work one of the techs and his wife were on the verge of divorce, he was at home alone during the day watching Spiderman on TV when he got the brainy idea that he'd dress up as Spiderman, hang a rope from the beam in the garage and when she opens the garage door to pull the car in he'll be hanging upside down like Tobey Mcguire did for Kirsten Dunst. He spend hours looking for a Spiderman costume... unable to find one other than a child size he buys it anyway. The man was fairly large at the time so he squeezed himself into this costume and waitied for her. When she finally came home, she opened the garage door to see a fat man in a spiderman suit with flab hanging out hanging upside down then the chain snapped making him crash face first onto the concrete. She laughed her ass off... I don't know how the hell anyone at work found out but everytime I think of Spiderman I think of this and I end up laughing my ass off.