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Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - DaveP - 05-26-2010
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:ZeeDuchess Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Pure Romance sells lotions/lubes that are edible.. One kinda numbs her throat, so she can give better head without gagging. The other ones are flavors so she can give him a blueberry, vanilla, or mint (i think) bj...
Pretty cool
gross. gross. gross.
I thought it was pretty cool... waiting for it to arrive in the mail.
Better than smelling funky junk down there... You guys gotta understand that sewer line that runs through Happy, Fun Land smells and tastes awful if you don't clean up. Think about that when you are wondering why your woman refuses to take care of business.
C&R really need to patent their ball washer idea. I do not want my balls flavored like blueberry.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - Chip - 05-26-2010
DaveP Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:ZeeDuchess Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Pure Romance sells lotions/lubes that are edible.. One kinda numbs her throat, so she can give better head without gagging. The other ones are flavors so she can give him a blueberry, vanilla, or mint (i think) bj...
Pretty cool
gross. gross. gross.
I thought it was pretty cool... waiting for it to arrive in the mail.
Better than smelling funky junk down there... You guys gotta understand that sewer line that runs through Happy, Fun Land smells and tastes awful if you don't clean up. Think about that when you are wondering why your woman refuses to take care of business.
C&R really need to patent their ball washer idea. I do not want my balls flavored like blueberry.
I'm thinking it'd be pretty cool to have blueberry flavored balls.
My snozberries taste like snozberries!
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - ZeeDuchess - 05-26-2010
that's funny shit. ive never tasted a snozberry. get your snoz on my snozberries!
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - Beckster - 05-26-2010
JDubb Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:JDubb Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Pure Romance sells lotions/lubes that are edible.. One kinda numbs her throat, so she can give better head without gagging. The other ones are flavors so she can give him a blueberry, vanilla, or mint (i think) bj...
Pretty cool
This sounds like a Tatertits testimonial.
I haven't even tried yet!
We will need a full/detailed report.
Oh, but of course
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - Beckster - 05-26-2010
DaveP Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:ZeeDuchess Wrote:beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:Pure Romance sells lotions/lubes that are edible.. One kinda numbs her throat, so she can give better head without gagging. The other ones are flavors so she can give him a blueberry, vanilla, or mint (i think) bj...
Pretty cool
gross. gross. gross.
I thought it was pretty cool... waiting for it to arrive in the mail.
Better than smelling funky junk down there... You guys gotta understand that sewer line that runs through Happy, Fun Land smells and tastes awful if you don't clean up. Think about that when you are wondering why your woman refuses to take care of business.
C&R really need to patent their ball washer idea. I do not want my balls flavored like blueberry.
Think about it this way... The better the flavor, the better she is, the happier you will be.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - ZeeDuchess - 05-26-2010
dude. im totally gonna patent a chick junk flavorant. think of how many chicks cant relax cuz of spunk funk? im gonna make millions.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - Chip - 05-26-2010
ZeeDuchess Wrote:dude. im totally gonna patent a chick junk flavorant. think of how many chicks cant relax cuz of spunk funk? im gonna make millions.
I think your "spunk funk" comment killed the board...
Of they're like me and still thinking of how to respond.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - ZeeDuchess - 05-26-2010
Chip Wrote:ZeeDuchess Wrote:dude. im totally gonna patent a chick junk flavorant. think of how many chicks cant relax cuz of spunk funk? im gonna make millions.
I think your "spunk funk" comment killed the board...
Of they're like me and still thinking of how to respond.
better foul junk kills the board than your boy toy. as all chicks know for sure, there is some rank ass pussy in the world. if you dont believe me, just hit up a walmart bathroom.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - JDubb - 05-26-2010
Chip Wrote:ZeeDuchess Wrote:dude. im totally gonna patent a chick junk flavorant. think of how many chicks cant relax cuz of spunk funk? im gonna make millions.
I think your "spunk funk" comment killed the board...
Of they're like me and still thinking of how to respond.
Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm...
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - ZeeDuchess - 05-26-2010
JDubb Wrote:Chip Wrote:ZeeDuchess Wrote:dude. im totally gonna patent a chick junk flavorant. think of how many chicks cant relax cuz of spunk funk? im gonna make millions.
I think your "spunk funk" comment killed the board...
Of they're like me and still thinking of how to respond.
Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm...
im thinking like the fake blood capsules....have dude jam one into your cervix, & then let the perfume flow down. i like lemonade.
lemonade lovin
passion fruit pussy
go down guava
the possibilities are endless.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - JDubb - 05-26-2010
ZeeDuchess Wrote::eek:JDubb Wrote:Chip Wrote:ZeeDuchess Wrote:dude. im totally gonna patent a chick junk flavorant. think of how many chicks cant relax cuz of spunk funk? im gonna make millions.
I think your "spunk funk" comment killed the board...
Of they're like me and still thinking of how to respond.
Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm... Ummmm...
im thinking like the fake blood capsules....have dude jam one into your cervix, & then let the perfume flow down. i like lemonade.
lemonade lovin
passion fruit pussy
go down guava
the possibilities are endless.
hock: :eek: hock: :eek:
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - ZeeDuchess - 05-26-2010
oh come on. is it really that shocking? havent i told you my retirement plan is to open a brothel?? i know how to motivate some whores. my whores will never be allowed to leave, & i'll pay them in purses & meth.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - JDubb - 05-26-2010
Catch you all tomorrow, gonna go enjoy the beautiful weather.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - ZeeDuchess - 05-26-2010
im done with balls. now im going to begin candle making.
Re: 05-26-10 --> I really don't want to be at work.... - Beckster - 05-26-2010
ZeeDuchess Wrote:Chip Wrote:ZeeDuchess Wrote:dude. im totally gonna patent a chick junk flavorant. think of how many chicks cant relax cuz of spunk funk? im gonna make millions.
I think your "spunk funk" comment killed the board...
Of they're like me and still thinking of how to respond.
better foul junk kills the board than your boy toy. as all chicks know for sure, there is some rank ass pussy in the world. if you dont believe me, just hit up a walmart bathroom.
TRUE :barf:
That Pure Romance has flavored lubes that act that way.