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Rich Davis is a Guido, he owns an IROC and hangs by the Jersey Shore.
What convinced me?
He defended himself about his tight shirt today.
Anyone who sacrifices comfort for looks and impressions, is a Guido by my book.
Dont light a match near his head, It will cause a conflagration that would make Hiroshima look like a spark.
Ease up on the hair spray dude...

Discuss... :rant:
mongo Wrote:Rich Davis is a Guido, he owns an IROC and hangs by the Jersey Shore.
What convinced me?
He defended himself about his tight shirt today.
Anyone who sacrifices comfort for looks and impressions, is a Guido by my book.
Dont light a match near his head, It will cause a conflagration that would make Hiroshima look like a spark.
Ease up on the hair spray dude...

Discuss... :rant:

Maybe a couple of guido qualities but definitely not a guido. Trust me, I see them every weekend around here and they are spreading from the Jersey shore to other parts of the tri-state area, probably coming to a bar/beach/tanning salon near you soon.
edoblin Wrote:
mongo Wrote:Rich Davis is a Guido, he owns an IROC and hangs by the Jersey Shore.
What convinced me?
He defended himself about his tight shirt today.
Anyone who sacrifices comfort for looks and impressions, is a Guido by my book.
Dont light a match near his head, It will cause a conflagration that would make Hiroshima look like a spark.
Ease up on the hair spray dude...

Discuss... :rant:

Maybe a couple of guido qualities but definitely not a guido. Trust me, I see them every weekend around here and they are spreading from the Jersey shore to other parts of the tri-state area, probably coming to a bar/beach/tanning salon near you soon.

Coming from Jersey I can say that's he's not a guido. Wearing a medium shirt may mean that he needs help though.
Compared to Covino, he's not even close.
the keifer Wrote:Compared to Covino, he's not even close.

I agree. Rich is more like a police officer, that is off duty. Those guys always wear tiny shirts.
He's the metrosexual guy ever! A hairstyle shy of the fauxhawk.