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Awesome website for killing time at work. A few of my favorites:

Worst Nights-
Quote:(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

Quote:(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.


Awesome Nights
Quote:(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

Quote:(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.

Quote:(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.
That's some funny sheot
:clap: :clap: :clap: :roflmao: :roflmao:
:roflmao: :roflmao:

Quote:(802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I love websites like this. :clap: :clap: thanks man!