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Its not that Carrot Top is funny, his lame jokes wear you down and you have no defenses left.

He also uses a woman as his opener, we all know women aren't funny
beckster Wrote:
Derick Wrote:i'm waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone

Were you listening to Soul Asylum? Or just running songs through your head?
listening to lithium
So the person who made the "racist" page at WalMart got arrested. Wtf

It was a joke, don't be so damn sensitive
I don't care about penis pills.

Deep and Wide........I feel very gay when this commercial comes on and I don't turn it off fast enough Confusedwoot:
beckster Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
michaelangelo Wrote:well, whenever I have tried to drink, i have an asthmatic reaction to it, so not being able to breath while drinking is why I don't drink. It may not be officially an allergy but it's easier to say and most people just go with it.
what were you drinking when that happened last?

Dr House to find the diagnosis!!! :poke:
and the winner is....what I said before. People of Asian decent lack alcohol dehydrogenase, its called a Flushing Reaction

Flushing Reactions
Aldehyde dehydrogenase (or Alcohol dehydrogenase) is an enzyme that helps break down alcohol after it is consumed. A deficiency of this enzyme can result in flushing reactions after consuming alcohol. This may include nausea and rapid heart rate. Such reactions can be confused for an allergic reaction, but they are actually more often due to this enzyme deficiency, which is most common in people of Asian descent.
Brampton Wrote:So I guess some of you heard my call. Good stuff.

Seems pretty slow here today

I'm trying to get a few things taken care of in case I get that job I interviewed for.
Derick Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
michaelangelo Wrote:well, whenever I have tried to drink, i have an asthmatic reaction to it, so not being able to breath while drinking is why I don't drink. It may not be officially an allergy but it's easier to say and most people just go with it.
what were you drinking when that happened last?

Dr House to find the diagnosis!!! :poke:
and the winner is....what I said before. People of Asian decent lack alcohol dehydrogenase, its called a Flushing Reaction

Flushing Reactions
Aldehyde dehydrogenase (or Alcohol dehydrogenase) is an enzyme that helps break down alcohol after it is consumed. A deficiency of this enzyme can result in flushing reactions after consuming alcohol. This may include nausea and rapid heart rate. Such reactions can be confused for an allergic reaction, but they are actually more often due to this enzyme deficiency, which is most common in people of Asian descent.

so do I call it a flushing reaction, or would allergy work? you're the only one to ever investigate my condition.
Derick Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Derick Wrote:
michaelangelo Wrote:well, whenever I have tried to drink, i have an asthmatic reaction to it, so not being able to breath while drinking is why I don't drink. It may not be officially an allergy but it's easier to say and most people just go with it.
what were you drinking when that happened last?

Dr House to find the diagnosis!!! :poke:
and the winner is....what I said before. People of Asian decent lack alcohol dehydrogenase, its called a Flushing Reaction

Flushing Reactions
Aldehyde dehydrogenase (or Alcohol dehydrogenase) is an enzyme that helps break down alcohol after it is consumed. A deficiency of this enzyme can result in flushing reactions after consuming alcohol. This may include nausea and rapid heart rate. Such reactions can be confused for an allergic reaction, but they are actually more often due to this enzyme deficiency, which is most common in people of Asian descent.
Combine this with histamines that are released during the fermentation of alcohol by yeast and you get wheezing
Derick Wrote:
beckster Wrote:
Derick Wrote:i'm waiting by the phone, waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone

Were you listening to Soul Asylum? Or just running songs through your head?
listening to lithium

Ahhhhhh... Gotcha...
michaelangelo Wrote:so do I call it a flushing reaction, or would allergy work? you're the only one to ever investigate my condition.
you can call it whatever you want, but at least you know whats going on.
Brampton Wrote:So the person who made the "racist" page at WalMart got arrested. Wtf

It was a joke, don't be so damn sensitive

Yeah, it was a joke... in poor taste... but a joke...

It would have been better if they had said "People who have had their picture on the Peopleofwlamart.com site go back to your trailer"
Brampton Wrote:Its not that Carrot Top is funny, his lame jokes wear you down and you have no defenses left.

He also uses a woman as his opener, we all know women aren't funny

I have never thought Carrot Top was funny
Off Topic, but today I walked by a mailbox w/a note on it that said "please do not use this mailbox I accidentally put a bag of dog poop in here...Sorry". I thought how could you mistakenly put your bag of dog poop in the mailbox. I feel bad for the mailman who has to open that up today...temps were in the 70's yesterday....I sure it will smell ripe when it is opened....
Iva13 Wrote:Off Topic, but today I walked by a mailbox w/a note on it that said "please do not use this mailbox I accidentally put a bag of dog poop in here...Sorry". I thought how could you mistakenly put your bag of dog poop in the mailbox. I feel bad for the mailman who has to open that up today...temps were in the 70's yesterday....I sure it will smell ripe when it is opened....
Talk about some shitty mail......Highoooooooooo :happy:
Iva13 Wrote:Off Topic, but today I walked by a mailbox w/a note on it that said "please do not use this mailbox I accidentally put a bag of dog poop in here...Sorry". I thought how could you mistakenly put your bag of dog poop in the mailbox. I feel bad for the mailman who has to open that up today...temps were in the 70's yesterday....I sure it will smell ripe when it is opened....
maybe someone should open it to let the smell dissipate
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