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Rich is known to finish in a Dixie cup, Howard Stern use tissues, some guys prefer the shower and others will use a condom.
Is there any better places to finish when you're getting your pornhub on?
Crap!! I almost answered that! Um..... :oops: ..... Let's just say that knightryda doesn't seem to have any complaints regarding that :mrgreen:
Beckster, he is talking about when Knightryda is doing some solo work.

I would have to say most guys would say tissue.
beckster Wrote:Crap!! I almost answered that! Um..... :oops: ..... Let's just say that knightryda doesn't seem to have any complaints regarding that :mrgreen:
this was regarding solo acts, when you are releasing the demons. We already know you like him to finish in your butt
oh and I forgot to mention Spot prefers to finish in a banana peel
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BigFan Wrote:
beckster Wrote:Crap!! I almost answered that! Um..... :oops: ..... Let's just say that knightryda doesn't seem to have any complaints regarding that :mrgreen:
this was regarding solo acts, when you are releasing the demons. We already know you like him to finish in your butt

On snap! I do that everywhere.
I use a cup. I'm not kidding when I say I could shoot half way across the room (tried a while back when I was bored lol). I tend to shoot through tissue or it doesn't get it all and it ends up all over the place. Cups are simpler because you get it all.
I think I'm going to start shooting it in house plants, you know like as an experiment. one plant jizz free, one fully fertilized, and see what happens.

Kind of weird, but I've always been curious about shooting a rope in the fish tank too.
LeNeve Wrote:I've always been curious about shooting a rope in the fish tank too.
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LeNeve Wrote:I think I'm going to start shooting it in house plants, you know like as an experiment. one plant jizz free, one fully fertilized, and see what happens.

Kind of weird, but I've always been curious about shooting a rope in the fish tank too.

Fish would probably die with the addition of salt and other minerals into the water. Plants would be interesting. Let me know how that works lol Could lead to a whole new market! Jizzilizer!
ap bikini team Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I think I'm going to start shooting it in house plants, you know like as an experiment. one plant jizz free, one fully fertilized, and see what happens.

Kind of weird, but I've always been curious about shooting a rope in the fish tank too.

Fish would probably die with the addition of salt and other minerals into the water. Plants would be interesting. Let me know how that works lol Could lead to a whole new market! Jizzilizer!

It's a 40 gallon tank, do you think there is enough salt and minerals in one load to kill 8 small fish. I want to make sure before I try this. Fish are kind of expensive. The thing I worry about is that the fish will try to eat the load. I mean they eat each others poo all the time, and whatever else they see floating around.

I would hate to have an awkward aqua man type of relationship with them.
You can try, but ask any woman how salty it tastes and I'm pretty sure it would be enough to kill small fish. The bigger the fish, the easier they can adapt to changing ecosystems. If you have catfish, they'll survive and probably eat and take the protein. But small tropical fish will die within day.
ap bikini team Wrote:You can try, but ask any woman how salty it tastes and I'm pretty sure it would be enough to kill small fish. The bigger the fish, the easier they can adapt to changing ecosystems. If you have catfish, they'll survive and probably eat and take the protein. But small tropical fish will die within day.
you sound like you have some experience with this scenario
Who knew that a big salty load could change an ecosystem, and that catfish are potentially gay.
LeNeve Wrote:Who knew that a big salty load could change an ecosystem, and that catfish are potentially gay.

lol They're just the evolutionary equivalent to the roach. Very hard to kill and can live damn near anywhere, even on land (the walking fishes and mudskippers are all related to catfish, I believe)
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