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Is this this USB Porn device they couldn't mention on the show yet that Spot is suppose to test?
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That's it.
I'd laugh my fuckin ass off if they have Spot try it on the air.
Having worked on and operated farm machinery for a portion of my life, I can honestly say that looks dangerous. I mean seriously, it looks like a schematic for the internal mechanisms of a combine. John Deere should steal this technology.
My cock isn't going near anything that has "dual drive belts" and "servo motors" in it.
I just can't believe that actually exists.

Who the hell buys that sort of thing? :dumass:
Imagine if someone would die from using that thing. Looks like a meat grinder.
BigFan Wrote:Is this this USB Porn device they couldn't mention on the show yet that Spot is suppose to test?
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Thanks for making the thread of info I think I have posted way too much. lol. Good to see you back around big guy.
Inside workings of a rotary combine. Very similar.

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How many 911 calls will have this thing involved? I am picturing a power surge and the belt slip and rip it off. Or there's a short...... :?
LeNeve Wrote:Inside workings of a rotary combine. Very similar.

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Whats the bottom part for, tickling the balls?
I think it's a great concept, but I really see a lot of guys running screaming into an emergency room with one of these dangling between their legs.

This is only a good idea when the reservoirs are full. God forbid this thing is belt sanding your dick and then the lube runs out!