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It's now day 4 of being in pain. I finally decided I should go to the hospital today.
NussieT Wrote:It's now day 4 of being in pain. I finally decided I should go to the hospital today.


Yeah, you should probably get it looked at.
Chip Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:It's now day 4 of being in pain. I finally decided I should go to the hospital today.


Yeah, you should probably get it looked at.

My daughter started crying when I told her I was going to the hospital. I think she thought I was actually going to die.
Watch out for manspreaders at the hospital. Apparently its becoming an epidemic, and can be as bad as rape.
LeNeve Wrote:Watch out for manspreaders at the hospital. Apparently its becoming an epidemic, and can be as bad as rape.

Uh...
NussieT Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:It's now day 4 of being in pain. I finally decided I should go to the hospital today.


Yeah, you should probably get it looked at.

My daughter started crying when I told her I was going to the hospital. I think she thought I was actually going to die.

Wait, you mean you're not?
NussieT Wrote:It's now day 4 of being in pain. I finally decided I should go to the hospital today.

You should have gone sooner
LeNeve Wrote:Watch out for manspreaders at the hospital. Apparently its becoming an epidemic, and can be as bad as rape.

Say wha?
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Watch out for manspreaders at the hospital. Apparently its becoming an epidemic, and can be as bad as rape.

Uh...
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Chip Wrote:
NussieT Wrote:My daughter started crying when I told her I was going to the hospital. I think she thought I was actually going to die.

Wait, you mean you're not?

Death is such a confusing thing. She has a fever, so she's probably delirious.
I don't even know what manspreading is to cry rape when it happens.
I have spent most of my morning trying to convince a group of uptight ladies on facebook that they flick the bean on a regular basis and that there is nothing wrong with porn.
LeNeve Wrote:
Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:Watch out for manspreaders at the hospital. Apparently its becoming an epidemic, and can be as bad as rape.

Uh...
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I mean, I'm against rape and all...
But, isn't this going a little far?
Staring? Staring can be considered rape?
You can rape someone with comments on the internet?
Weve all been raped. And have all raped someone. Global harmony finally.
I was just laying down on the floor board of a truck. Manspreading like a mofo. Raping anyone that walked by.
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