Dudebro Nation

Our dog is retarded. He likes to come to the pit and play but we are scared that he will get run over. The kids stay in their play area but he will run wild.
We couldn't figure out why sometimes he'd follow us to work and sometimes he wouldn't. The other day we figured it out. If we talk to him before we leave, he follows. We ignore him and he stays home.

Jim had his buddy's uncle over to add a new door to the garage. My dog ran right up to him to say hi, I had to put Jim's dog on a leash to keep him away from the guy. If someone ever broke into our house, they would be greeted by one dog and attacked by the other.

If I had this, I'd take it to the casino.
Who cares about the dying part.

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