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Chip Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:
Joe Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:8. HUNTER, 72, FOUND AFTER TWO WEEKS IN NORTHERN CALIF. FOREST
His family says he survived by eating game he shot and by packing leaves and grasses around his body to stay warm.

thats pretty bad ass. 2 weeks. thast a long fucking time to be lost in the woods.

Someone needs to invest in a GPS.

he's 72. he wouldn't be able to figure that darned new fangled stuff out.

If only there was something in the sky that could tell you what direction was what. Say like a big light maybe?

If he's old then he should have known how to follow stars.

From A Place Where Sleep Is Nonexistent.
LeNeve Wrote:and why was there so much stuff in that store. like it magically escaped all the looting and shit.

It was obviously a trap set by the zombies. Duh

From A Place Where Sleep Is Nonexistent.
Exploding toilets are a great terrorist idea. Everyone shits.
If I got new business cards each time my title changed I'd feel bad about the forest I killed.
Joe Wrote:Exploding toilets are a great terrorist idea. Everyone shits.

That was done on Lethal Weapon 2

From A Place Where Sleep Is Nonexistent.
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LeNeve Wrote:I guess there was some sort of glitch with the welfare cards, that removed the spending limit. and dem people emptied the shelves at walmarts.

now the regular limit is 50 bucks a day. 350 a week. jeebus. i don't know about you guys areas, but 350 dollars a week, is alot of fucking food around here. more than what my family of 5 can eat. I would love to have 350 dollars worth of free food a week.

I'm getting mad thinking about this.

Welfare gets $350 a week?

Holy fucking tits!!!

We spend like $50 to $75 a week to feed 2 adults and a toddler.
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I LOVE this.

Golddiggers can eat a bowl of broke ass dicks.
Am I alone in doing this?
I just went and filled out 2 of those "take a survey for a chance to win a gift card" things at the bottom of receipts.
One for Home Depot for $5,000 and one for Meijer for $1,000.
I probably do that a quarter of the time.
They take about 2 or 3 minutes.
For as easy as those things are, it would be great to win one.
And it's a great chance to complain about things, and I love complaining. Haha
Pete Nice Wrote:
LeNeve Wrote:I guess there was some sort of glitch with the welfare cards, that removed the spending limit. and dem people emptied the shelves at walmarts.

now the regular limit is 50 bucks a day. 350 a week. jeebus. i don't know about you guys areas, but 350 dollars a week, is alot of fucking food around here. more than what my family of 5 can eat. I would love to have 350 dollars worth of free food a week.

I'm getting mad thinking about this.

Welfare gets $350 a week?

Holy fucking tits!!!

We spend like $50 to $75 a week to feed 2 adults and a toddler.

On just food I spend $100-200 a week feeding us and the spawn.
I can easily drop another $200-300 a week on clothing, school stuff and seasonal crap like winter boots, Halloween costumes or sports stuff.

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Chip Wrote:Am I alone in doing this?
I just went and filled out 2 of those "take a survey for a chance to win a gift card" things at the bottom of receipts.
One for Home Depot for $5,000 and one for Meijer for $1,000.
I probably do that a quarter of the time.
They take about 2 or 3 minutes.
For as easy as those things are, it would be great to win one.
And it's a great chance to complain about things, and I love complaining. Haha

I do them every once in awhile. A lady in town won a boat off of one of the like page to win things on FB this morning. She's all excited. Now she needs to drop like 100lbs so she doesn't look beastly on it.
Chip Wrote:Am I alone in doing this?
I just went and filled out 2 of those "take a survey for a chance to win a gift card" things at the bottom of receipts.
One for Home Depot for $5,000 and one for Meijer for $1,000.
I probably do that a quarter of the time.
They take about 2 or 3 minutes.
For as easy as those things are, it would be great to win one.
And it's a great chance to complain about things, and I love complaining. Haha

I do it. Probaly 50% of the time. I have a stack of receipts next to my pc at work. I do them if it gets slow, as long as they aren't expired.
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