08-16-2013, 09:12 AM
1. `DAY OF RAGE' IN EGYPT
The Muslim Brotherhood pushed for nationwide marches to denounce this week's bloodshed that left over 600 dead and broke up two major protest camps.
Fucking muslims..... It's really like the Wild Kingdom
2. WHAT UN ASKED FOR IN EGYPT
The Security Council called on the Brotherhood and Egypt's military-backed leadership to exercise "maximum restraint" during the upheaval.
Send in the BOMBS!
3. REPORT CITES THOUSANDS OF TIMES NSA BROKE THE LAW
The Washington Post says the agency conducted unauthorized surveillance of foreign intelligence targets in the U.S., citing documents it received from leaker Edward Snowden.
YOu know who's going to get in trouble for this? NO ONE! This is really fucked up and it really angers me that the government will get away with it.
4. LETTERS FROM TEEN AT SUSPECT'S HOME
Hannah Anderson appeared publicly at a California restaurant since she was freed as court papers reported discoveries of letters to DiMaggio and an incendiary device.
Who cares? Leave the girl alone now.
5. 3 BODIES FOUND ON INDIAN SUB
The bodies were badly burned, and Indian officials said the 15 other sailors who had been trapped inside the sub when it exploded are likely dead.
Russians build Yugos, not good subs.
6. BACK TO SCHOOL AFTER DEADLY TWISTER
Students at two Oklahoma schools battered by the tornado three months ago are apprehensively returning to class in new buildings.
I have nothing good to say about Oklahoma
7. WHERE THE MOST OBESE PEOPLE ARE
Louisiana and Mississippi headed the top of a CDC study. At least 30 percent of adults are obese in 13 states from Michigan to Alabama.
I'll take fries with that.
8. AREA 51 IS OUT THERE
The CIA recently acknowledged the existence of the Nevada facility where the government tests intelligence tools and weapons.
No shit government. Your people aren't as stupid as you think.
9. SIMMONS APOLOGIZES FOR PARODY VIDEO OF HARRIET TUBMAN
The clip on Simmons' YouTube channel featured an actress playing the escaped slave having sex with her white slave master.
What?
10. RUSSIAN ATHLETE BACKTRACKS ON ANTIGAY COMMENTS
Pole vault gold medalist Yelena Isinbayeva says she was misunderstood when she made comments condemning homosexuality at the world championships.
Athletes should never speak and no one should ever listen. They aren't famous for their brains.
The Muslim Brotherhood pushed for nationwide marches to denounce this week's bloodshed that left over 600 dead and broke up two major protest camps.
Fucking muslims..... It's really like the Wild Kingdom
2. WHAT UN ASKED FOR IN EGYPT
The Security Council called on the Brotherhood and Egypt's military-backed leadership to exercise "maximum restraint" during the upheaval.
Send in the BOMBS!
3. REPORT CITES THOUSANDS OF TIMES NSA BROKE THE LAW
The Washington Post says the agency conducted unauthorized surveillance of foreign intelligence targets in the U.S., citing documents it received from leaker Edward Snowden.
YOu know who's going to get in trouble for this? NO ONE! This is really fucked up and it really angers me that the government will get away with it.
4. LETTERS FROM TEEN AT SUSPECT'S HOME
Hannah Anderson appeared publicly at a California restaurant since she was freed as court papers reported discoveries of letters to DiMaggio and an incendiary device.
Who cares? Leave the girl alone now.
5. 3 BODIES FOUND ON INDIAN SUB
The bodies were badly burned, and Indian officials said the 15 other sailors who had been trapped inside the sub when it exploded are likely dead.
Russians build Yugos, not good subs.
6. BACK TO SCHOOL AFTER DEADLY TWISTER
Students at two Oklahoma schools battered by the tornado three months ago are apprehensively returning to class in new buildings.
I have nothing good to say about Oklahoma
7. WHERE THE MOST OBESE PEOPLE ARE
Louisiana and Mississippi headed the top of a CDC study. At least 30 percent of adults are obese in 13 states from Michigan to Alabama.
I'll take fries with that.
8. AREA 51 IS OUT THERE
The CIA recently acknowledged the existence of the Nevada facility where the government tests intelligence tools and weapons.
No shit government. Your people aren't as stupid as you think.
9. SIMMONS APOLOGIZES FOR PARODY VIDEO OF HARRIET TUBMAN
The clip on Simmons' YouTube channel featured an actress playing the escaped slave having sex with her white slave master.
What?
10. RUSSIAN ATHLETE BACKTRACKS ON ANTIGAY COMMENTS
Pole vault gold medalist Yelena Isinbayeva says she was misunderstood when she made comments condemning homosexuality at the world championships.
Athletes should never speak and no one should ever listen. They aren't famous for their brains.