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I started it, cause you're slow.

might be a bit early for beer. I take some rum though

so yesterday was the 31st, and my registration for my car expires. I head off to the DMV to get some new stickers, stand in line, and the guy tells me I have to have an emission test first. WTF? My car isnt that old. So off I go to the emissions place, which takes all of about 4 minutes, guess what, pass. Then I didnt have time to go back to the DMV, so now I'm driving illegally. the end

Ten Things You Need to Know Today: August 1, 2013
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Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. FACING LIFE PLUS 1,000 YEARS IN OHIO KIDNAP CASE
Prosecutors will give more details today about the years of sexual and psychological abuse of three women held by Ariel Castro.

2. HOW NSA ACCESSED MILLIONS OF PHONE RECORDS
The Obama administration disclosed the agency's "chain analysis" that lets it trace the phone records of everyone who calls a terror suspect, and keep expanding.

3. WHO'S OPTIMISTIC IN AMERICA
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4. WHERE THE WORLD'S FIRST LEGAL MARIJUANA MARKET COULD BE
Uruguay's congress narrowly approved legalizing pot's use, growth and sale. The measure now goes to the Senate.

5. EGYPT ORDERS PROTEST CAMPS CLEARED
The military-backed government said a crackdown on two camps in Cairo is imminent.

6. ZIMMERMAN'S NEW BRUSH WITH THE LAW
The neighborhood watch volunteer acquitted in Trayvon Martin's shooting was carrying a gun when he was stopped for speeding in Texas.

7. VOTES BEING COUNTED IN ZIMBABWE
Robert Mugabe's party withdrew a Twitter message claiming victory in the presidential election, while his opponent claimed widespread fraud.

8. SAME-SEX COUPLES SAY `I DO' IN 2 MORE STATES
Dozens of Minnesota couples began tying the knot after the clock struck midnight; ceremonies were scheduled in Rhode Island this morning.

8. PUSH FOR SOURCE OF STOMACH BUG OUTBREAK
Iowa and Nebraska officials have refused to name the company that makes prepackaged salad mix traced to hundreds of the cases.

10. A-ROD'S FUTURE
The AP's Ronald Blum reports that baseball's highest-paid player could face a lifetime ban for a doping scandal linked to a Florida drug clinic.

Derick Wrote:so yesterday was the 31st, and my registration for my car expires. I head off to the DMV to get some new stickers, stand in line, and the guy tells me I have to have an emission test first. WTF? My car isnt that old. So off I go to the emissions place, which takes all of about 4 minutes, guess what, pass. Then I didnt have time to go back to the DMV, so now I'm driving illegally. the end

We don't have to do emissions testing in my county because of the lack of people.

I was asked to check into why their internet speeds are so bad.

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Joe Wrote:

Derick Wrote:so yesterday was the 31st, and my registration for my car expires. I head off to the DMV to get some new stickers, stand in line, and the guy tells me I have to have an emission test first. WTF? My car isnt that old. So off I go to the emissions place, which takes all of about 4 minutes, guess what, pass. Then I didnt have time to go back to the DMV, so now I'm driving illegally. the end

We don't have to do emissions testing in my county because of the lack of people.

the whole thing seems like bs. you have to go do it, they dont charge for it. if they are going to do it, they should set the line at like 10 year old vehicles.

Joe Wrote:I was asked to check into why their internet speeds are so bad.

that kinda sucks, im at 85 down and 61 up

Derick Wrote:

Joe Wrote:I was asked to check into why their internet speeds are so bad.

that kinda sucks, im at 85 down and 61 up

If you ever drove through Mercersburg you'd be surprised they have electricity.

Joe Wrote:

Derick Wrote:

Joe Wrote:I was asked to check into why their internet speeds are so bad.

that kinda sucks, im at 85 down and 61 up

If you ever drove through Mercersburg you'd be surprised they have electricity.

never heard of it

Danica Patrick just left me a voice mail thanking me for renewing my domain name with GoDaddy.

Joe Wrote:Danica Patrick just left me a voice mail thanking me for renewing my domain name with GoDaddy.

how nice of her

i dont have a domain name, not sure what i would do with it if i did

Derick Wrote:

Joe Wrote:

Derick Wrote:

Joe Wrote:I was asked to check into why their internet speeds are so bad.

that kinda sucks, im at 85 down and 61 up

If you ever drove through Mercersburg you'd be surprised they have electricity.

never heard of it

James Buchanan was from there.