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NussieT Wrote:

Joe Wrote:Fuck... I'm bored

I was told in a very rude manner to get my ass down to the shop and cut the grass... Someone has filled with rocks during the winter and is still soaking wet from the downpour two days ago. Not to mention someone still hasn't fixed the charging system and the sparks give me the willies

you lost me at cut the grass.

I only understand everything T says 45% of the time.

Joe Wrote:

JDubb Wrote:Ten Things You Need to Know Today: June 12, 2013
editorial.huffingtonpost.com

Your daily look at late-breaking news, upcoming events and the stories that will be talked about today:

1. TURKEY PRIME MINISTER TO FACE PROTESTERS
Recep Tayyip Erdogan's meeting with activists today comes after hours of clashes in Istanbul between protesters and police who fired tear gas into the crowds.
I still don't care about Turkey. I do like Turkish women though

2. NSA HEAD TO FACE CONGRESS
Gen. Keith Alexander will field senators' questions about the surveillance by U.S. spy agencies after many called for an end to them.
1. Total abuse of power. 2. Find a Senator that knows anything about technology.

3. OPENING THE DOOR FOR IMMIGRANTS
In Spanish and English, the Senate pushes contentious immigration legislation over early procedural hurdles as Obama urges "The moment is now."
Can't we just lock the doors and tell everyone there's no vacancy?

4. THE STORM THAT COULD HIT 1 IN FIVE AMERICANS
The derecho, a weather event that could span hundreds of miles from Iowa to Maryland, is likely to generate tornadoes, power outages and oppressive heat.
I'm good with all of this except the heat. I can't afford to run the air conditioner that much.

5. CLEVELAND KIDNAP SUSPECT HEADS TO COURT
Ariel Castro was to be arraigned today on hundreds of charges related to the kidnapping and rape of three women found in his home.
Sometimes we don't really need a justice system. Sometimes it should be ok to execute on the spot and not waste money on someone that has no defense.

6. STUNNING WORDS FROM THE VATICAN
Pope Francis says a "gay lobby" is at work at the Vatican and acknowledges he isn't particularly adept at administration, notes from a private audience reveal.
I used to be Catholic until I realized that were crazier and more out of touch than most Democrats

7. WIKILEAKS CASE TO FOCUS ON GITMO
Prosecutors plan to present evidence of detainee assessments that Pvs. Bradley Manning acknowledge leaking and may reveal details about al-Qaida leaders' movements.
Essentially this guy is a spy of sorts and needs to be dealt with. In my eyes this is much different than the NSA thing.

8. LEAKER'S GIRLFRIEND `STILL SHOCKED'
Lindsay Mills' father says he doesn't know where his daughter is now; she wrote, "my world has opened and closed" after revelations that Edward Snowden leaked classified secrets.
She's probably going to wind up missing. Luckily for her this thing has gotten a lot of press.

9. ANOTHER REASON BRITS ARE HAPPY ABOUT ROYAL BABY
Officials hope the birth next month of an heir to the throne could boost consumer confidence and the UK's sluggish economy.
The royal family is stupid and people that care about the royal family are more stupid.

10. NONSTARS STAND OUT AS SPURS BLOW OUT THE HEAT
Danny Green scored 27 points and Gary Neal made six 3-pointers while scoring 24 as San Antonio drubbed Miami 113-77, taking a 2-1 lead in the finals series.
If you like basketball you need to pull your pants up.

N'am sayin

Fixed so that it is now completely correct.

sent from a steak giving a bloody BJ.

Joe Wrote:I only understand everything T says 45% of the time.

In person, it would probably be less.

I was told in a very rude manner to get my ass down to the shop and cut the grass... boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

LeNeve Wrote:I don't think I've even seen a moving tank in person. seen several that are parked and shit, but none ever running.

When I was in the Army we used to sit in pillholes in roads, they would run a tank over us and we would pop up and fire antitank weapons at them.

sent from a steak giving a bloody BJ.

Chip Wrote:

Joe Wrote:I only understand everything T says 45% of the time.

In person, it would probably be less.

I was told in a very rude manner to get my ass down to the shop and cut the grass... boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

ed zachary

tighter than vietnamese boys butt hole. :?

MattInMinnesota Wrote:

Joe Wrote:So I don't do the DBC because I don't have the time and money to travel.
- I get sent to Philly for work tomorrow. ad:

Not going either. Not feeling bad about it... honestly it's a lot of money to waste that frankly I don't have. I'll survive not going. Its fun to hang out with other listeners but it's just too expensive for my tastes.

I am combining it with work, getting my son Russian citizenship and getting 2 visas for my wife to go to Europe in the fall, so it works out for me.

sent from a steak giving a bloody BJ.

Petes part of the anti tank crowd.

JDubb Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:im going to steal the jerk mans properties.

He just made some. My order should be arriving this week.

I thought uis jerky was average at best

sent from a steak giving a bloody BJ.

That caller Ray is an ass... The information Facebook has is nothing compared to what the government can get

Joe Wrote:That caller Ray is an ass... The information Facebook has is nothing compared to what the government can get

Facebook < Google, they have way more info on you.

yep. google knows all the porn i like. facebook doesn't.

I am pretty sure Covino is madly in love with that douchetard JIU.

sent from a steak giving a bloody BJ.