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LeNeve Wrote:
Joe Wrote:It's hard to follow legal procedures for shit like this. What I really want to do it just go set their children on fire.

you could chop the head off their dog and put it on a pole in their yard

Now that I know I can shoot dogs that attack us I think I need to get a license to carry. I'm not sure that would have done it though. I think if I could have beat the dog with a hammer and then ripped out it heart and ate it in front of them I would have been satisfied.

I'm so fucking pissed off right now that all this is going down and I can't walk.
Joe Wrote:
Brampton Wrote:Holy shit dude. Poor dog

Imported from Canada

Yeah, that was after she stopped bleeding and we wiped of off. I was covered in her blood. It was pretty disturbing.

Our 2 dogs get into scuffles occasionally, usually fighting over toys and bones. His dog can fit her whole head in his mouth and put some nasty holes in her head once. There was a lot blood, but I got her all cleaned up and and the bite marks weren't as deep as we thought. Still sucked dealing with it.
Joe Wrote:
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:That just sucks so much. She can't go after you, her dog was the loose one and yours was leased. Funny how pitties get the bad wrap, huh?

When animal control called them they complained to animal control that my dog bit her. The husband also told animal control that he's pissed that I kicked their dog and wants something done about it. Animal Control told me that I have every right to do what I need to protect myself. They said if I shot the dog in the street I would not have been in the wrong.

So far I have like $500 in vet bills and Animal Control said they are absolutely responsible for paying those.

I'm not really sure what's wrong with my leg yet. I wasn't bitten by their dog, so they may not be responsible for paying for that. I'll know more after my appointment with the specialist later today.

Their homeowners insurance should cover that.
LeNeve Wrote:
Joe Wrote:It's hard to follow legal procedures for shit like this. What I really want to do it just go set their children on fire.

you could chop the head off their dog and put it on a pole in their yard

This
Weird ass home remedies:

- Didgeridoo for Sleep Apnea : Playing the instrument addressed sleep apnea by strengthening the upper airway, which prevents it from narrowing as you inhale.

- Biting on a Pencil for Headache Relief : When you feel your jaw clench, put a pencil between your teeth (don’t bite down) and hold it there. This simple strategy will cause your jaw to relax, easing tension, forestalling the headache, and easing the pain. (I might need to try this one)

- Listerine for Blisters AND Athlete's Foot : Listerine can also dry out blisters
Speaking of dogs. A friend of my wife's had a camping birthday party right on lake Erie this weekend. We went, but had to stay in a hotel b/c my wife is too pregnant to be sleeping outside.

Anyway, two of the couples that went has Siberian Huskies. I love Huskies. Pretty much the only dog I would get other than an Alaskan Malamute. One of them even had the blue eyes. They were really cool to hang out with all weekend.

I kind of want to go get a Huskie puppy now.
- Duct Tape for Warts : Using duct tape to remove warts has been shown to work better than freezing them off.

- Ginger for Motion Sickness : Crystalized ginger, ginger tea, ginger syrup, or capsules of ginger powder can combat motion sickness and nausea in general (ginger ale or even ginger snaps may help, too).

- Banana Bonanza : slap a banana peel (the inside part) on an itch caused by a bug bite or poison ivy; this will dial down the inflammation and relieve the itch. You can also use mashed banana as a facial--it’s great for moisturizing dry skin. Banana peel also has anti-acne properties: just rub the inside part of the peel over your clean face to get the anti-inflammatory and anti-microbial effects.

- Mustard for Minor Burns : Slather mustard on seared skin. After an initial sting, the mustard will relieve the pain and prevent scarring and blistering
Pete Nice Wrote:Speaking of dogs. A friend of my wife's had a camping birthday party right on lake Erie this weekend. We went, but had to stay in a hotel b/c my wife is too pregnant to be sleeping outside.

Anyway, two of the couples that went has Siberian Huskies. I love Huskies. Pretty much the only dog I would get other than an Alaskan Malamute. One of them even had the blue eyes. They were really cool to hang out with all weekend.

I kind of want to go get a Huskie puppy now.

You gotta be an experienced dog owner to have one of those, plus you need to keep them active so they don't destroy your house. They are kind wild (in general) and hyper. Keep that in mind and find a good breeder or rescue group first.
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:- Duct Tape for Warts : Using duct tape to remove warts has been shown to work better than freezing them off.

- Ginger for Motion Sickness : Crystalized ginger, ginger tea, ginger syrup, or capsules of ginger powder can combat motion sickness and nausea in general (ginger ale or even ginger snaps may help, too).

- Banana Bonanza : slap a banana peel (the inside part) on an itch caused by a bug bite or poison ivy; this will dial down the inflammation and relieve the itch. You can also use mashed banana as a facial--it’s great for moisturizing dry skin. Banana peel also has anti-acne properties: just rub the inside part of the peel over your clean face to get the anti-inflammatory and anti-microbial effects.

- Mustard for Minor Burns : Slather mustard on seared skin. After an initial sting, the mustard will relieve the pain and prevent scarring and blistering
I thought that was going somewhere else.
I hurt today and my stomach hurts. One of the owners here, just went home with the flu. Grrreat, he's the third one here to have it. I don't have time to get sick.
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:
Pete Nice Wrote:Speaking of dogs. A friend of my wife's had a camping birthday party right on lake Erie this weekend. We went, but had to stay in a hotel b/c my wife is too pregnant to be sleeping outside.

Anyway, two of the couples that went has Siberian Huskies. I love Huskies. Pretty much the only dog I would get other than an Alaskan Malamute. One of them even had the blue eyes. They were really cool to hang out with all weekend.

I kind of want to go get a Huskie puppy now.

You gotta be an experienced dog owner to have one of those, plus you need to keep them active so they don't destroy your house. They are kind wild (in general) and hyper. Keep that in mind and find a good breeder or rescue group first.
Or he could buy a sled.
Brian Wrote:
beckster Wrote:- Duct Tape for Warts : Using duct tape to remove warts has been shown to work better than freezing them off.

- Ginger for Motion Sickness : Crystalized ginger, ginger tea, ginger syrup, or capsules of ginger powder can combat motion sickness and nausea in general (ginger ale or even ginger snaps may help, too).

- Banana Bonanza : slap a banana peel (the inside part) on an itch caused by a bug bite or poison ivy; this will dial down the inflammation and relieve the itch. You can also use mashed banana as a facial--it’s great for moisturizing dry skin. Banana peel also has anti-acne properties: just rub the inside part of the peel over your clean face to get the anti-inflammatory and anti-microbial effects.

- Mustard for Minor Burns : Slather mustard on seared skin. After an initial sting, the mustard will relieve the pain and prevent scarring and blistering
I thought that was going somewhere else.

I did too, that's why I posted a few of these.
beckster aka Tatertits Wrote:I hurt today and my stomach hurts. One of the owners here, just went home with the flu. Grrreat, he's the third one here to have it. I don't have time to get sick.
Too late, you're down with the sickness...ooh ah ah ah ah.
Pete Nice Wrote:Speaking of dogs. A friend of my wife's had a camping birthday party right on lake Erie this weekend. We went, but had to stay in a hotel b/c my wife is too pregnant to be sleeping outside.

Anyway, two of the couples that went has Siberian Huskies. I love Huskies. Pretty much the only dog I would get other than an Alaskan Malamute. One of them even had the blue eyes. They were really cool to hang out with all weekend.

I kind of want to go get a Huskie puppy now.

Those dogs are hyper like Beckster said. MY old roommate had 2 of them and they destroyed the house. I don't know how many times those bastards would sneak out the door or dig holes under the fence and get out, but each time they did it was a good hour of chasing them through the neighborhood before you could catch them. Right after I moved out and moved to PA one got out and ran into traffic. No he's down to 1 Huskie.
I'm trying to get away from chemicals in the house by trying more of these home remedy ideas. Not totally, but I figure the dogs like to lick the floor and I don't want them sick from floor cleaner, so I now use vinegar.
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