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LeNeve Wrote:and beckster's first instinct is to shove her finger in there.

Me, I don't care. monkeys are a dime a dozen. I think. But if it was my job, I could probaly figure out a way to do it without sexually molesting the creature. A stick I guess. maybe the pen I stole from the bank thats in my pocket. maybe put a bigger hungrier monkey in there, and he would eat it out of there.

Hey, you want to grab some pizza for lunch?

I can't, I've got 3 monkeys to sodomize before 1:00.

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:Hey. look its that guy that sucked the peanut out of a monkeys asshole.

It's just a peanut.

http://yupislyr.com/drewmike/redirect2.p...peanut.mp3

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LeNeve Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:Hey. look its that guy that sucked the peanut out of a monkeys asshole.

It's just a peanut.

http://yupislyr.com/drewmike/redirect2.p...peanut.mp3

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I know, lame.
I attached it.
It's a Jon Lovitz song...

Jon Lovitz has songs?

Brian Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:and beckster's first instinct is to shove her finger in there.

Me, I don't care. monkeys are a dime a dozen. I think. But if it was my job, I could probaly figure out a way to do it without sexually molesting the creature. A stick I guess. maybe the pen I stole from the bank thats in my pocket. maybe put a bigger hungrier monkey in there, and he would eat it out of there.

Hey, you want to grab some pizza for lunch?

I can't, I've got 3 monkeys to sodomize before 1:00.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Brian Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:and beckster's first instinct is to shove her finger in there.

Me, I don't care. monkeys are a dime a dozen. I think. But if it was my job, I could probaly figure out a way to do it without sexually molesting the creature. A stick I guess. maybe the pen I stole from the bank thats in my pocket. maybe put a bigger hungrier monkey in there, and he would eat it out of there.

Hey, you want to grab some pizza for lunch?

I can't, I've got 3 monkeys to sodomize before 1:00.

:roflmao:

Brian Wrote:Finger bang a monkey :?

Better than tongue-punching one

Brian Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:and beckster's first instinct is to shove her finger in there.

Me, I don't care. monkeys are a dime a dozen. I think. But if it was my job, I could probaly figure out a way to do it without sexually molesting the creature. A stick I guess. maybe the pen I stole from the bank thats in my pocket. maybe put a bigger hungrier monkey in there, and he would eat it out of there.

Hey, you want to grab some pizza for lunch?

I can't, I've got 3 monkeys to sodomize before 1:00.

I nearly spit up my lunch.... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Pizza, btw...

monkey peanut pizza

This is part of the highway, I normally drive through to get to work

http://www.wnem.com/story/18147866/boat-...i-75-flood

Brian Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:and beckster's first instinct is to shove her finger in there.

Me, I don't care. monkeys are a dime a dozen. I think. But if it was my job, I could probaly figure out a way to do it without sexually molesting the creature. A stick I guess. maybe the pen I stole from the bank thats in my pocket. maybe put a bigger hungrier monkey in there, and he would eat it out of there.

Hey, you want to grab some pizza for lunch?

I can't, I've got 3 monkeys to sodomize before 1:00.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I don't know if I can eat peanuts again without thinking of this conversation ad:

michaelangelo Wrote:I don't know if I can eat peanuts again without thinking of this conversation ad:

yep. ad:

michaelangelo Wrote:I don't know if I can eat peanuts again without thinking of this conversation ad:

ad: :whomo:

yeah. I am one of those pussies that has peanut allergies now.