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We can confirm that there is not truth to the rumor the pregnant teen is worried that, because of the advanced age of the father (in this case, her former teacher who's almost 60), that she will give birth to an adult.

She will likely just give birth to a pre-teen.

:roflmao: :roflmao: --- Not at the story itself, just how they phrased it.
I'm going to become a fan of the Naughty Cheerleader section.
WOW! Parents of the Year right here!!

Quote:Mother, Father of the Year Finalists Leave Infant in Hot Car to Visit Strip Club!
These two deny it, but when the ambulance showed up, their infant was in the back seat of their car soaked in sweat while mom and dad partied in--of all places--a strip club.


Police say EMS had to be called after two Louisville parents left an infant child in the back seat of a hot car while they visited a local strip club. It happened at roughly 11:00 Tuesday night in the parking lot of Deja Vu, near the intersection of Taylor Blvd. and Longfield Ave.

Police say they received a phone call about an infant trapped in the back seat of a black Chevy Impala, while the parents had gone inside to the bar. When officers arrived, they found the child in the back seat, soaked in sweat.

At that point, 43-year-old Laura Diprimo -- listed as the child's mother -- allegedly ran out of the strip club and jumped in the car, lowering the windows. 28-year-old Thomas W. Lee -- listed on the arrest report as the father -- walked out of the strip club wearing an ankle bracelet. (Police say he was supposed to be on home incarceration in Clark County, Ind.)