Dudebro Nation

I found this list and was crying from laughing so hard.. What do you call it when you need to pop one out??

Memory Bank Spank

Getting jiggy with it

Cleaning the snorkel

Giving flipper a backrub

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Dating the palm sisters

Cocking the Gun

Conditioning the leather

Extracting a core sample

Testing out the magic love wand

Squeaky the squirrel

Saying hello to my little friend

Prostate Maintenance

Honking the burrito

Pickle dancing

Pumping the python

getting close to Mary Palmer and her 5 children

Jerkin the hog

Slapping the salami

Jerkin the girkin

Spank the frank

the keifer Wrote:getting close to Mary Palmer and her 5 children

Or Palm-ela Hand-erson :roflmao:

:?

baking a (meat) pie

cracking the throttle

B, what do you call it?

feeding the fish

painting a picture

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Mauro Wrote:

the keifer Wrote:getting close to Mary Palmer and her 5 children

Or Palm-ela Hand-erson :roflmao:

:roflmao: Nice.

JDubb Wrote:B, what do you call it?

Sometimes it's "alone time"... or "Tickling the Ivory"... My fave is to say that I have an appointment with Bob.

:roflmao: -> Making love with miss Right