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Brian Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

Brian Wrote:Since it is Wombat Wednesday: Mega-Wombat Unearthed in Australia

http://news.yahoo.com/mega-wombat-uneart...07661.html

hock:

A car sized wombat?

I'd be more afraid of the carnivorous kangaroos and tree-dwelling crocodiles.

If I could time travel, I wouldn't want to go to anciant Australia.
Australia today is insane enough.

LeNeve Wrote:Someone just called me, and asked for Jeff.

I said "DJ Jazzy Jeff"

Then they hung up. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

...and that's why LeNeve isn't allowed to answer the phones.

The cleaning girl had a bunch of 12 packs of coke and stuff for the soda machine. About 10 of them. I placed them all on random shelves throughout the parts department. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I'm imagining LeNeve running around the dealership, answering other people phones and doing all kinds of retarded shit.
While everyone else stands around talking to eachother, wondering what the hell he's doing.

Brian Wrote:Since it is Wombat Wednesday: Mega-Wombat Unearthed in Australia

http://news.yahoo.com/mega-wombat-uneart...07661.html

mega wombat five :high5:

huh, someone ordered boogie nights from my netflix.

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:Someone just called me, and asked for Jeff.

I said "DJ Jazzy Jeff"

Then they hung up. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

...and that's why LeNeve isn't allowed to answer the phones.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
It was my cell phone.

Chip Wrote:I'm imagining LeNeve running around the dealership, answering other people phones and doing all kinds of retarded shit.
While everyone else stands around talking to eachother, wondering what the hell he's doing.

Thats actually a fairly accurate statement. I did get some strange looks when I was stocking the parts shelves with coke and pepsi.

LeNeve Wrote:huh, someone ordered boogie nights from my netflix.

"Someone"

sent from a polish train car

LeNeve Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:Someone just called me, and asked for Jeff.

I said "DJ Jazzy Jeff"

Then they hung up. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

...and that's why LeNeve isn't allowed to answer the phones.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
It was my cell phone.

I almost ended that with the line "even at home".

Everyone has left here at work, I wonder if I'll be able to make it until 4:30 before I leave...

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:

Chip Wrote:

LeNeve Wrote:Someone just called me, and asked for Jeff.

I said "DJ Jazzy Jeff"

Then they hung up. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

...and that's why LeNeve isn't allowed to answer the phones.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
It was my cell phone.

I almost ended that with the line "even at home".

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

iDouche: Hey check out my new mac.
Smart person: ...cool?
iDouche: Yeah it's got a 1.8GHz processor, 2 gigs of RAM, bluetooth, wi-fi, it's ultra cool
Smart person: How much was it?
iDouche: (some ridiculous amount of money)
Smart person: I just got a pc for half that price with twice as much power.
iDouche: Yeah but this thing is awesome, it can do video editing, I can watch movies, listen to music, it's ultra top of the line.
Smart person: Yeah my pc does all that too.
iDouche: Yeah but I can like plug anything into it and it will work, like an mp3 player, a digital camera, external hard drive, external superdrive...
Smart person: Yeah me too. What the fuck's a superdrive?
iDouche: It can burn cds AND dvds.
Smart person: Oh you mean a combo drive, yeah my pc has one on it. You had to buy an external?
iDouche: Yeah I bought an external but it's more than a combo drive, it's a superdrive.
Smart person: What does it do other than burn cds and dvds?
iDouche: It plays them too.
Smart person: All burners play the media they can burn.
iDouche: ...huh?
Smart person: Nevermind. So does it do anything else? Any reason you spent so much on it?
iDouche: Yeah, it can't get viruses.
Smart person: Yeah it can.
iDouche: No, macs can't get viruses.
Smart person: Then why did it come with virus scanning software?
iDouche: ...in case one day it can get viruses.
Smart person: A computer can eventually lose its features?
iDouche: I dunno, maybe. It doesn't matter...