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So a butler, a pedophile and a gardener walk into a bar...

One says to the other, “Hey now brother, we haven't gotten very far.”

Too obscure of a song reference?
Probably.

JDubb Wrote:

So a butler, a pedophile and a gardener walk into a bar...

and the butler says to the pedofile

hey, shouldn't he be deported?

JDubb Wrote:So a butler, a pedophile and a gardener walk into a bar...

and the bartender says "Hey look! They all sucked at little league!"

and the fat one trips.

and the russian bartender says to the pedofile, "Next time my 16 year old daughter winds up under a Korean car I'm going to kick your ass."

Joe Wrote:and the russian bartender says to the pedofile, "Next time my 16 year old daughter winds up under a Korean car I'm going to kick your ass."

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JDubb Wrote:

So a butler, a pedophile and a gardener walk into a bar...

And, promptly, they all doubled over in pain...

the bartender says "hey Alfred loved you in Batman", then "cards" the gardener, then says "dude you got to shave that creepy mustache your scaring the customers"

or


the gardener orders a tequila and a Corona, the the butler says to the pedophile "sir this is the place where the adults hang out"